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Kanye West bribes CA high school to rebrand mascot, redesign sports uniforms

Jun 6, 2017 by

CALABASAS, Calif. – Kanye West is offering to buy the right to rebrand Calabasas High School and redesign the school’s sports uniforms.

West, a “rapper” and self-proclaimed fashion designer who loves to court unnecessary controversy, allegedly offered to make “a sizeable donation to improve school facilities – including major upgrades to the gym” if district officials agree to put him in charge of the school’s image, secret sources told TMZ.

“We’re told Yeezy’s team recently met with school officials to pitch a collaboration between Yeezy and CHS,” the celebrity gossip site reports. “Our sources say he wants to change the school’s colors and rename them from the Coyotes to the Wolves … fitting, considering he has a song with the same name.”

“As part of the deal, we’re told Kanye would make a sizeable donation to improve school facilities – including major upgrades to the gym,” TMZ reports.

The site contends the collaboration makes sense because Calabasas High School has a deal with Adidas, and so does West. West and his reality drama-queen wife Kim Kardashian also “have deep ties to the area.”

“We’re told the school has not made a decision yet,” TMZ reports, “but it seems like a no-brainer.”

A lot of things Kanye West does seem like no-brainers.

School officials will undoubtedly consider West’s other ventures into the fashion world, including a show with Adidas during last year’s New York Fashion Week that was a massive flop.

Those who attended the show on Roosevelt Island complained that not only were his clothes underwhelming, they were forced to wait in long lines and endure mid-80s heat to get a look at dozens of models sweating through nude-colored body suits.

One of the models reportedly passed out of dehydration after they were forced to stand in the blazing sun for over an hour while the audience waited for show to start, Salon reported at the time.

“The models, wearing various cuts and shades of nude bodysuits that could have passed for a collaboration between West and Spanx, stood on an expanse of grass in the middle of the island’s southernmost park, fenced in by a triangular-shaped runway and metal benches where guests sat to watch,” according to the site. “With the temperatures hovering in the mid-80s, the models stood in the sun for nearly an hour and began sweating through their bodysuits. No one offered them water. Several sat down, and one appeared to faint — an event that enraged various members of the audience.”

Calabasas officials will also undoubtedly consider West’s penchant for throwing in the towel when he’s not in the mood.

At more than one concert the self-absorbed musician has walked off stage at a whim.

Then there’s West’s music itself.

West’s song “Wolves” from his newest album “The Life of Pablo,” for example, doesn’t exactly exude the type of role model behavior most parents want for their children.

An excerpt of West’s musical prowess, via Genius:

You gotta let me know if I could be your Joseph
Only tell you real shit, that’s the tea, no sip
Don’t trip, don’t trip, that pu**y slippery, no whip
We ain’t trippin’ on shit, we just sippin’ on this
Just forget the whole shit, we could laugh about nothin’
I impregnate your mind, let’s have a baby without fu**in’, yo
I know it’s corny bitches you wish you could unfollow
I know it’s corny niggas you wish you could unswallow
I know it’s corny bitches you wish you could unfollow
I know it’s corny niggas you wish you could unswallow
I know it’s corny bitches you wish you could unfollow
I know it’s corny niggas you wish you could unswallow
You tried to play nice, everybody just took advantage
You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich
I said baby what if you was clubbin’
Thuggin’, hustlin’ before you met your husband?
Then I said, “What if Mary was in the club
‘Fore she met Joseph around hella thugs?
Cover Nori in lambs’ wool
We surrounded by the fu**in’ wolves

Source: Kanye West bribes CA high school to rebrand mascot, redesign sports uniforms | EAGnews.org

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1 Comment

  1. Edward Hauck

    Total idiot.

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